This was orignally a story to bash the yankees..but i changed it around a bit:
Two boys are playing a friendly game of Field Hockey in Central Park when one is attacked by a vicious rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his field hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping it's attack.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Giants Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, Since we're in New York, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.
"Yankee Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Yankee fan either!" The boy said.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or the Yankees. So, what team do you root for?", the reporter asked.
I'm a Red Sox fan!", the child! beamed.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Ba§tard from Boston Kills Beloved Family Pet."
i gotta go pack for boston and watch new york vs baltimore-